Star Wars - part 2

Yep, so my instinct was quite right on this one. There were just too many things in this story that did not add up.

So, our Belgian waffle admitted that she lied about the whole incident:

Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: "I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and that the tattooist had made a mistake.

I still think her father's an idiot if he fell for her dodgy story - especially when he went so far as to sue the guy with the stapled graffiti-face.

But, really, if you decide to paste 56 permanent stars on your face, what you probably need is a mental institution, or a good old fashioned spanking.

Stupid kid.