Thursday, June 18, 2009

Star Wars

I came across this story on the internet, and couldn't believe what I was reading.

OK, so we all know there are stupid people out there, right? And, yes, we have some blonds too.

But this girl is the dumbest of them all.

She went for a tattoo - already a stupid move in my opinion. I hate tattoos, and I think it's a sign of a depraved decadent society - but that's another issue which I won't debate further. After all, we all have our own decisions to make and our own battles to fight when the consequences catch up with us.

So, anyway - this young Belgian teenaged lady decides to go for a tattoo, with her dad waiting outside eating ice cream. (At least something good came out of this otherwise extremely bad day...)

But - even worse, in stead of asking for a little rose on her bum, her boyfriends name on her left breast, or a swastika on her upper arm, she asked for three stars on her face. Why would you want that?

Then, get this - she fell asleep while this guy was doing the work on her. When she woke up, she looked like this:

This scumbag had tattooed 56 stars on her face - just 53 more than she asked for.

Now all of this is very upsetting, and you do feel inclined to want to strangle the tattooist. But, you need all the information before you decide who should be strangled:

  • Firstly, who on earth falls asleep while some idiot is cutting and pasting your face with permanent ink?
  • Secondly, they mention that this guy did not understand the language very clearly - would you still sleep with him carving up your face?
  • Then, last but not the least, would you sleep calmly if the guy who works on you is grammar-impaired, and looks like THIS??

Now, honestly, who is the village idiot in this episode? Some idiots get what they deserve...

I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight, after seeing this guy's ugly face. (Hopefully that will keep me up so I can watch the T20 Semi final while the rest of Perth is snoozing...)

Why are people so unhappy with the way God made them? There should be a law against this.

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